The Original Fake Steve Ballmer – Exiled by Blogger!

The Hungarian Ambush Conspiracy Unraveled!

Remember when, I decided to accept a speaking engagement at the Corvinus University of Hungary (yes they have one, one!)
I figured, “how hard could this be, they’re Hungarians!. I should be greeted as a god by Hungarians, right? Who the heck goes to Hungary?”
Well, I found that I walked into an Hungarian ambush!
Before I could even get warmed up good, some Hungarian moron got up and started yelling some kinda’ goulash at me, he threw three eggs, I took cover. The guy was escorted out and I regained my classic composure, the goat smelling Hungarians laughed:
The kid was taken to a back room where he was being held by a campus security guy and my Blackwater Bodyguard #6.
I told the university staff that I was concerned about him and wanted to speak to him personally. He was handcuffed and tied down to a
chair. As everyone left so I could have my little “talk” with this poor troubled soul, I instructed BWBG#6, “Nobody gets in here for the next 45 seconds!”, he said, “I understand sir.”
The rest of my story goes like this:
“I approached the kid and he became irrational! He screamed, tipped his chair over backwards, slammed his head into the wall several
times! I tried helping him up by the neck, but he tried to bite me! I released him and he fell to the floor hitting his head on my shoe
(several times)! Boy was I glad to get out of there! That guy was crazy.”
The Hungarian authorities have assured me that he will never do anything like this again.

I am not evil

UPDATE: My staff PI, Jack Stone, has given me an initial report on the Hungarian egging incident. He believes there is more here than meets
the eye! Reasons:
1. The two men sitting beside the egger’s composure throughout the incident leads one to conclude that they knew what was going to
happen. The smirk and smile just prior to the egger standing to interrupt. One of them has a Macbook, this is the most suspicious
activity of all, a dead give-away of malevolence!
2. The egger did not throw a third egg, he simply waved his “chicken wing” arm, yet another egg hit the wall directly above me. There was
a 2nd egger at the back of the lecture hall!

The egger is in the “custody” of the Hungarian Security Ministry, they say, “he won’t talk! He’s like a zombie or something!”
Conclusion: he is an Apple Cultist!
The other conspirators are as yet unidentified, although we suspect the suspect 2 is an Apple Store Genius.
Jack is on the job! He always gets his nerd!
You boys may as well turn yourselves in right now.


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