The Original Fake Steve Ballmer – Exiled by Blogger!

Ray Ozzie In The Trees!

As I pondered my total consolidation of all power at Microsoft by forcing “Chief Software Architect” Ray Ozzie to “retire” I was feeling rather mellow yet on top of the world. I went to my guitar room, grabbed a Gretsch, closed my eyes and started to sing and play from the core of my very soul. I don’t know where the sad brooding tune came from, but I know the words came straight from my old sub-concious fears that Ray was always hiding in the trees whereever I went, watching, lurking, stalking, waiting for me to screw up so he could take my job! I wailed for an hour: “Ray Ozzie in the trees —– Ray Ozzie in the trees —- Raaaaayyyy Ooooozzieeeeee innnnnn theeeeee treeeeeeeeeeeeeees!” I think I’ll record it and put it on youtube for the rest of the world to enjoy! Be blessed my friends. Stephanos Anton Ballmerfeld
Ray Ozzie in the trees Pictures, Images and Photos


One response

  1. stevefakeballmer

    there he goes!

    July 15, 2011 at 3:09 pm

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