The Original Fake Steve Ballmer – Exiled by Blogger!

Anybody Wanna’ Make Some Money?

Over the next four months we will be buying back $13,000,000,000 of Microsoft stock!
The current stock price and earnings ratio is the lowest in the history of Microsoft, a great buying opportunity for both you and us!
Since the Yahoo deal crashed and burned, we have a glut of cash with nowhere to go, so I told the bean-counters,
“Well, we are the best investment I know of!”
The Buy back will certainly cause the price to go up!

This is my way of apologizing for the last two years, take it, cash always helps!

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