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IPhone Still Toxic!

The iPhone is still on GreenPeace’s TOXIC list!
The list of deadly and sickening chemicals still in the iPhone causes one to wonder, “just what in the world are these people trying to do?”
Mind you, I am not personally trying to accuse Apple of trying to kill you and your children, I am just you average concerned citizen with
enough sense to read when an organization as reputable as GreenPeace warns me of a deadly hazard in my pocket!
I’d assumed that Apple had cleaned up it’s act after GP had warned the public about the iPhone 1. But, that is apparently not the case, now
these things emit even more RADIATION using this 3G stuff than ever before!
Wear foil over you ear people! Wash your hands after touching one of these things!
The best advice I could possibly give you all though is, “Wait for the ZunePhone!”

iPhone Contains Cyanide! Bromide! Formaldahyde! RAW SEWAGE! –Handle carefully!
Our friends at GreenPeace have once again outed Apple as a “toxic polluter of note”!
… and where is their pollution? In you pocket! That’s right, right there! If you are one of the rubes who was unfortunate enough to buy one of these DeathPhones that is!

Missed call: the iPhone’s hazardous chemicals
The concerned citizens at GreenPeace ask:
“When will promises of a greener Apple bear fruit?”

See the complete report here!

As a concerned citizen, a father, a member of Mankind! I implore Apple to stop the ravaging of our planet, the fish kills, the species endangering, the wanton disregard for the health and welfare of our families, Just for a phone! A stupid phone with bodily fluids smeared all over it from all that unsanitary “touching”!
…”We recomend that you wrap it in recycled paper, put it outside, then call your counties’ Hazmat team!”

Join with our friends at GreenPeace, stop Steve Jobs! stop Steve Jobs! stop Steve Jobs! C’mon! stop Steve Jobs! stop Steve Jobs! stop Steve Jobs! C’mon! stop Steve Jobs! stop Steve Jobs! stop Steve Jobs! stop Steve Jobs! ….

Be Earth-Friendly, buy a Zune or the soon coming ZuP

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