Furniture + Computers = Furniputure
We are getting ready to take the next big step in the
evolution of computers!
We here at Microsoft have realized for years that computers
should be imbeded in homes, but how? Our solution, to make
computers furinture or furniture computers. WOW! you say.
Our amazing demo at D: was just the beginning! We will eventually
build software into everything: beds, dressers, bars, chairs, urinals,
toasters, welcome mats, …. the possibilities are endless. Forget that
crapware by Apple, Lie-nux, Son, … we are the real deal, take my
word for it, trust me, you are best off sticking with us. So don’t
screw up by switching.