The Original Fake Steve Ballmer – Exiled by Blogger!

Ichan’d!

Everytime a Sixty Minutes crew shows up to ask me questions I end up having to have their crew roughed up by my Blackwater guys and thrown off premisses! Getting these people to do a positive story is impossible for me, how does Icahn do it?

He shafted me, Yahoo, Google, …. the guy is good! But I swear by my sainted Ga’mamm that I’m going to get even! I’ll never forget when he bragged:

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2 responses

  1. hotshot bald cop

    Pulitzer prize material here.

    August 29, 2011 at 7:56 pm

  2. hotshot bald cop

    This made me chortle for an extended time.

    September 2, 2011 at 6:44 pm

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