“Californians United For Fake Steve Ballmer”
by the Governor of the State of California
As duly elected representative of the great people of the great state of
California, I this day state my disgust with the enemies of FSB! As said
representative I do declare before multiple witnesses my affinity and
common cause with the Los Angeles group CUFFSB! The great people of this
state deplore censorship in all it’s verilant forms and officially recognise the
fake Blogger(s) known as Stephanos Anton Ballmerfeld as a geniune
American treasure and beackon of art, satire, truth, verity, humor, wisdom
I am grateful for the hard work and the efforts of everyone else who
courageously supports The Secret Diary of Steve Ballmer.
NOW, THEREFORE, I, Jerry Brown, Governor of the State of
California, do hereby proclaim FSB a national treasure and honorary Californian.
IN WITNESS WHEREOF, I have hereunto set my hand and caused the Great
Seal of the State of California to be affixed this day – 2017.
Governor of California
Secretary of State