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Surface to Surface in Spring!

The amazing Microsoft Surface Coffee table has been kept low key for a while, but now I’m proud to announce that it will surface next Spring.
It will be available at certain Casinos, Hotels and restaurants at first. Once the public gets to interact with these world changing devices we will see a ground swell of demand for these in homes. We are going to be ready too, we will be making surface computer cutting boards, welcome mats, bath tubs, kitchen counters, doors, virtual windows, digital carpet, refrigerator doors, … the possibilities are endless!
Those iTards at Apple believe that the future is in smaller and smaller, but as usual they are wrong, people want bigger and bigger.

Why would you want a computer in your pocket when you could have one in your truck bed?

We have big plans for computing here at Microsoft and I for one am excited about it!

I am not evil.

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