The Original Fake Steve Ballmer – Exiled by Blogger!

Windows not Walls! – Seinfeld Returns!

You people (as my new buddy Stev-o likes to say) need to stop, think, wonder, muse, ponder, ruminate! “Just why don’t I like Windows Vista8?”
Think now, who told you, “oh oh oh! Vista8 is bad dude, stay back!”
Was it Herbie the nerd at the deli? Your drooling cousin Shandra? Or maybe Morty the scalper?

If you really think about it, I guarantee you that whoever it was (these people with “OPIN-YONS”) are the type people that YOU don’t want to be!
So just deflate for a moment, stop, think, wonder, muse, ponder, ruminate!
“Why would I listen to somebody whom I would not even invite to my ex-wives birthday party?”
These people look at Windows and only see the walls!
I say “here, look, it prints!”
They say, “but not on bricks!”
I say “seeee Morty, the Internet!” He says, “not enough porn for me dude!”
Where doooo do do these people come from? Instead of lookin’ out of the window, they complain about the walls!
Steve didn’t hire me as the new “ad guy” for Microsoft, I volunteered!
The whole ten million dollars thing is just that, a thing! Things are everywhere, here is a thing, there is a thing, short things, fat things, ugly things, round things, multimillion dollah things, ugly things, … it’s just a thing!
Stev-o told me about this little thing going on on his “SECRET BLOG” here, boy do I love this concept:
“I am not me pretending to not be me pretending to be me!” Ouy! I need a seltzer!
Stev-o, gave me his spare keys to this blog, so every once in a while when I stop, think, wonder, muse, ponder, ruminate … something up I tap it in.
Tell yo’ friends, I gotta’ earn these ten big-uns!

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3 responses

  1. hotshot bald cop

    This made me chortle for a long time.

    August 30, 2011 at 3:37 pm

  2. hotshot bald cop

    Why is it I all the time feel like you do?

    August 31, 2011 at 10:41 pm

  3. amazon australia

    I’m doing a project about spectators and am trying to find peoples opinions and feelings from the olympics (whether watching it in beijing or on the tv).. . I searched technorati for “olympics” and there are sooo many results that are much more recent and come up first, but aren’t what I’m looking for, I can’t work out how to filter out ones from the games…. . Anyone know how I can do a search for blog posts tagged olympics in say the month of August..

    October 14, 2011 at 6:30 am

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