Windows not Walls! – Seinfeld Returns!
You people (as my new buddy Stev-o likes to say) need to stop, think, wonder, muse, ponder, ruminate! “Just why don’t I like Windows Vista8?”
Think now, who told you, “oh oh oh! Vista8 is bad dude, stay back!”
Was it Herbie the nerd at the deli? Your drooling cousin Shandra? Or maybe Morty the scalper?
If you really think about it, I guarantee you that whoever it was (these people with “OPIN-YONS”) are the type people that YOU don’t want to be!
So just deflate for a moment, stop, think, wonder, muse, ponder, ruminate!
“Why would I listen to somebody whom I would not even invite to my ex-wives birthday party?”
These people look at Windows and only see the walls!
I say “here, look, it prints!”
They say, “but not on bricks!”
I say “seeee Morty, the Internet!” He says, “not enough porn for me dude!”
Where doooo do do these people come from? Instead of lookin’ out of the window, they complain about the walls!
Steve didn’t hire me as the new “ad guy” for Microsoft, I volunteered!
The whole ten million dollars thing is just that, a thing! Things are everywhere, here is a thing, there is a thing, short things, fat things, ugly things, round things, multimillion dollah things, ugly things, … it’s just a thing!
Stev-o told me about this little thing going on on his “SECRET BLOG” here, boy do I love this concept:
“I am not me pretending to not be me pretending to be me!” Ouy! I need a seltzer!
Stev-o, gave me his spare keys to this blog, so every once in a while when I stop, think, wonder, muse, ponder, ruminate … something up I tap it in.
Tell yo’ friends, I gotta’ earn these ten big-uns!