The Original Fake Steve Ballmer – Exiled by Blogger!

1,832 CasinoSurface Computers Headed to Vegas!

Our first major order for commercial surface computers has been completed!

The Sans, Balagio, MGM Grand, and Ceasar’s have all ordered a

total of 1832 custom configured CasinoSurfaces ($327,986.43 each)!

This marks the beginning of a new era for big gambling.

I can’t wait until next year when they are all fully functional and up.

Each machine can run any of several games for the house: Porker, Craps, Roulette, Blackjack, … all without dealers! Just plunk down your credit card and recieve virtual chips!

Best of all (dependent on the game being played) the odds to the house and player are garunteed! No more a game of pure chance, the computer will always calculate correctly! The house will be gauranteed only so much loss per night! Players can be assured of no cheating!

Craps anyone?


One response

  1. hotshot bald cop

    Preach it my brother.

    September 3, 2011 at 5:37 pm

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