So, You Think You Love Your Kids?
I love my kids! Do you?
Let me put that another way, do you let them use Macs?
I once had a grounds keeper (Ernseto) for the Northeast lawn, I gave him a 3400 sqft house, 68k salary, truck and performance bonuses.
I went to the house one evening to complain about a dandelion I found near the east heliport. When I walked in I discovered he and his family had four 24″ iMacs in the place! I called the department of
social services which took the kids to foster homes, I fired him and had him deported and made his wife a maid in the south-west wing!
Now you tell me if having a Mac is good for your children!