Remembering North Korea 11 Years ago
Jr. has taken over the family business of Running North Korea and he is doing a horrible job! I remember back when Kim Jong Ill ran the place I even went there regularly for conferences and vacation. Yes, vacation in North Korea, think about it:
No congested roadways.
Friendly people who are afraid to death of you.
Security detail following you 24/7 absolutely free.
No pesky internet.
Full nights sleep, the whole country powers down at 7:30 pm.
None of that “deciding things” stress here, they decide everything for you. What a relief.
Brisk, refreshing, exhilarating cold showers (from 6-10 am).
The entire country is on a strict weight watchers plan, not chubbies here.
No messing around trying to figure out the darn tv remote, there is only one channel.
Gilligan’s island reruns from 3-6 everyday.
Elvis impersonators are everywhere. The entire country is dedicated to Elvis.
Back to the good old days of Windows 3.1.
Yes North Korea is a CEO’s dream come true, no complaining workers or whistle-blowers, just contentment and conformity everywhere. “Imagine all the people living for today….”