The Original Fake Steve Ballmer – Exiled by Blogger!

A Talkshow About Nothing


Jerry wanted to interview me on his upcoming talkshow, I agreed to come …. but I did not agree to talk. I find Jer to be a boring, self-absorbed snob with delusions of relevance, so I decided to sabotage his pilot-show. When they said “we are live NOW!” I crossed my leg, and froze my body. IT WAS HILARIOUS!

For the first 10 minutes Jer kept asking me questions but I did not respond. He told a few of his “jokes”, he looked angrily at me, begged me …. the live studio audience started to jeer. Then they cut to a commercial break, I came out of it.

“Ballmer! What are you doing? You are making me look like a fool! Do something, say something, anything! —- or so help me Gawd I’m gonna kill youz!” Oh my goodness we will be live again in 3 seconds, stop this!”

The green light came on:

“This is Jerry, back with our guest Steverino Ballmer, Steve what about that Trump? hello, Steve? are you there? —– say some’tin you pinball-head, you are kill’n me here!”

He went into a tirade on me, jumping up and down, punting and screaming.

The audience slowly began to become annoyed with him and started booing him! He cursed them out and stormed off the set with 3 minutes left. I continued frozen with the live cameras on me as the audience was fixed on me …. not one sound.

The producer said “10 seconds to end of show”

I stood up and said, “Well, he told me it was a talk-show about nothing!”

The studio exploded in applause and laughter!


That was the last talk-show he will ever host! – Mission accomplished


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