The Original Fake Steve Ballmer – Exiled by Blogger!

Drama!

This Was Funny!

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CNN The Gameshow Format News Remembered


CNN The Gameshow Format News Remembered


The RUSSIAN I am not Me Snippet – How to get on and stay on CNN!

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“You may have heard about all of the commotion on the Fake News stations about me being my own fake blogger, which I am not! The ‘leaked – anonymous sourced documents’ showing collusion between me and this blog are untrue and spread by the continuing RUSSIAN Disinformation cabal.”

When I said Russians, all of the reporters got out of their seats and rushed me to get their microphones as close as possible. I went on;

“The Steve Fake Ballmer website has nothing to do with who I am not pretending not to be or who I am really not. I blame the RUSSIANS! They are the ones behind the fake fake blogger epidemic and oppression of fake journalism according to my sources. The RUSSIANS are colluding with colluders doing this to upset our fake democratic values which I know and have never known about. Let me make this clear, I am not fake Steve Ballmer pretending not to be me! – The RUSSIANS are not who I am!”

I wanted to get on CNN and indeed I did, all you have to do is say RUSSIANS and speak their jargon.

Пусть сила Зуне будет с тобой сейчас и всегда.

Dave Letterman and I

tonight

Letterman was a blast back in the day!
(I don’t know and don’t want to know what assinated means!)
Who could ever forget when I sat in Steve Martin’s lap and gave Letterman his very own Steve Ballmer Action Figure?


The RUSSIAN I am not Me Snippet – How to get on and stay on CNN!

Screen Shot 2017-10-09 at 1.49.07 AM

“You may have heard about all of the commotion on the Fake News stations about me being my own fake blogger, which I am not! The ‘leaked – anonymous sourced documents’ showing collusion between me and this blog are untrue and spread by the continuing RUSSIAN Disinformation cabal.”

When I said Russians, all of the reporters got out of their seats and rushed me to get their microphones as close as possible. I went on;

“The Steve Fake Ballmer website has nothing to do with who I am not pretending not to be or who I am really not. I blame the RUSSIANS! They are the ones behind the fake fake blogger epidemic and oppression of fake journalism according to my sources. The RUSSIANS are colluding with colluders doing this to upset our fake democratic values which I know and have never known about. Let me make this clear, I am not fake Steve Ballmer pretending not to be me! – The RUSSIANS are not who I am!”

I wanted to get on CNN and indeed I did, all you have to do is say RUSSIANS and speak their jargon.

Пусть сила Зуне будет с тобой сейчас и всегда.

CNN The Gameshow Format News Remembered