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BORED! Basketball is Not Enough!

slowday

After seeing this photo of me and my receptionist (Helga the Zunite) in my office at the Clippers Stadium, I realized that I need to get out more.  I actually played carpet-golf for 6 hours that day. I got no emergency calls, no bribe attempts, no kiss-uppers, no begging yes men, no worshippers prostrating themselves before me, no paparazzi outside the window …. even CNN has not told any lies about me this month! In other words, “I am becoming your run-of-the-mill ball-team owning billionaire,” and I HATE IT!

I am in a funk, I’m changing that today!


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