The Original Fake Steve Ballmer – Exiled by Blogger!

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Remembering North Korea 11 Years ago

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Jr. has taken over the family business of Running North Korea and he is doing a horrible job! I remember back when Kim Jong Ill ran the place I even went there regularly for conferences and vacation. Yes, vacation in North Korea, think about it:

No congested roadways.

Friendly people who are afraid to death of you.

Security detail following you 24/7 absolutely free.

No pesky internet.

Full nights sleep, the whole country powers down at 7:30 pm.

None of that “deciding things” stress here, they decide everything for you. What a relief.

Brisk, refreshing, exhilarating cold showers (from 6-10 am).

The entire country is on a strict weight watchers plan, not chubbies here.

No messing around trying to figure out the darn tv remote, there is only one channel.

Gilligan’s island reruns from 3-6 everyday.

Elvis impersonators are everywhere. The entire country is dedicated to Elvis.

Back to the good old days of Windows 3.1.

Yes North Korea is a CEO’s dream come true, no complaining workers or whistle-blowers, just contentment and conformity everywhere. “Imagine all the people living for today….”

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Remembering North Korea 11 Years ago

pyongyangwelcome

Jr. has taken over the family business of Running North Korea and he is doing a horrible job! I remember back when Kim Jong Ill ran the place I even went there regularly for conferences and vacation. Yes, vacation in North Korea, think about it:

No congested roadways.

Friendly people who are afraid to death of you.

Security detail following you 24/7 absolutely free.

No pesky internet.

Full nights sleep, the whole country powers down at 7:30 pm.

None of that “deciding things” stress here, they decide everything for you. What a relief.

Brisk, refreshing, exhilarating cold showers (from 6-10 am).

The entire country is on a strict weight watchers plan, not chubbies here.

No messing around trying to figure out the darn tv remote, there is only one channel.

Gilligan’s island reruns from 3-6 everyday.

Elvis impersonators are everywhere. The entire country is dedicated to Elvis.

Back to the good old days of Windows 3.1.

Yes North Korea is a CEO’s dream come true, no complaining workers or whistle-blowers, just contentment and conformity everywhere. “Imagine all the people living for today….”


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The Worldwide Movement Continues!

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Windows 7:7b

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Rapper FSB1

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Plot-11 – Clones and India is Key!

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The facilities in India are working out much better than I thought. The first four clones are up and running (with a few minor glitches) and we are ahead of schedule. Plot-11 Microsoft the Return online!


Star Trek Discovery Brooding!

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Bill Gates came into my office at Staples Stadium from which I run my “sports empire.”

He just kind’a sauntered in, checked for dust under the trophies, flopped into my lazyboy and sighed deeply. He was trying to get my attention. But, that’s kind of hard to do today because today I’m wearing my trek shirt. Everything today is done through what I call a trek filter, Bill knows this and nobody breaks the rules!

Bill decided to go along, he said,

“Captain Ballmer, I have seen several of theses Star Trek Discovery things and I don’t see what upsets you so much about them. I think the show is pretty good!”

I sat back, looked at him and said, “… and how much Star Trek have you actually watched in your lifetime?”

He said, “Well, I watched ‘The Wrath of Khan’ once in Vegas.”

I jumped onto my desk, pointed at him and screamed, “EXACTLY!”

He was shocked ….  I climbed down, walked over to him and explained;

“The Discovery series is Star Trek for and by people who know nothing about Star Trek! Hence it is not Trek at all! It is an abomination!”

Bill got up to leave, “well, I was just in town for a few, but I see that I’ll have to catch you on another day, maybe your Elvis Day next Tuesday?”

I nodded and said, “Live long and prosper.”