Joy Behar of The View is the greatest comedian ever born or the most ignorant person on television bar none! Her target this week was yours truly. She was handed a blank big blue card and pretended to read an announcement from her network (again):
“…. uh, hmmm, breaking news, ahhh, a special prosecutor investigating the scourge of Fake Bloggers has identified, ahemmm, ahh, the identity of the leader of all fake bloggers and hero of the FRA, umm, arrgh, uh, Flickr Resistance Army! WOW! None other than the guy known internationally as Fake Steve Ballmer! uhhh, ummm, His real name is Leslie Neilsen! Comic made famous by a bunch of “Naked Gun” movies, …. oh my goodness …. sounds x-rated to me! But hooray, the monkey-boy is dead!”
Oh my goodness.
Joy, Leslie Neilsen died back in 2010, he was a good friend and fellow Zunist, I am personally offended. The Leslie Neilsen Connection.
This kind of stuff is a perfect example of why we Fake Bloggers are organising the FSB Network (If you believe them believe me!)
Think about our equation:
A Fake Blogger x Fake News = Truth
Soon to be on the New York Times Best Sellers List, “The Monkey-Boy Conspiracy” will hit the shelves in your local Microsoft store. Most of you probably will not believe that this is actually real, but just wait. When you are holding it in your hands, snorting the four scratch and sniff strips, sleeping with it under your pillow; then you will believe!
The call was unexpected! Chancellor Carol L. Folt of the University of North Carolina Chapel Hill emailed me last week:
“UNC Chapel Hill:
We the Board of Directors, Chancellor and esteemed Alumni of UNC Chapel Hill in recognition of the significant contributions to literature, humor, education and art by one Stephanos Anton Ballmerfeld aka Fake Steve Ballmer do this day confer upon said Fake Blogger an Honorary Doctorate of Letters.
Recognition of Mr. Fake’s FPB (Fake Persona Blog) has been deemed by the staff and professors at UNC as being a cultural treasure. The Chapel Hill concrete seal in front of Magnolia Hall has of this day been set before the south entry-way in memory of this most auspicious achievement. Congratulations Dr. Fake Steve Ballmer.
Honorary Doctorate of Letters Conferred by:
Dr. Carol L. Folt – Chancellor”