The Original Fake Steve Ballmer – Exiled by Blogger!


Autographed at HeavenCon ’09


I will never sell my autographed pictures from Heavencon ’09.

Sammy and Lib would never forgive me.

Looking Forward to St. Pat’s in Savannah Again!

stpatparade2Going to Savannah’s St. Patrick’s Day celebration over the years has become something I look forward to all year. The Boston parade is good, Dublin is great, New York is ok, but Savannah is off the chain! The food is to die for! Me and Paula eats some fooood baby!

Um, talk’n ’bout greens n nik’bone, red-rice, ho-cakes, BBQ beef rib (I don’t do pig), sweet tata-pie, low country boil, fried chick’n, …. all washed down with Arnold Palmer Sweet Tea from Carey Hillards.

I Cain’t wait! …. Is it March 17 yet?

The Pelosi Assault

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I have always considered myself to be a man of strong resolve, impeccable character, unimpeachable morals, great tolerance and unassailable hubris. But, all of that went out the window when Pelosi dug those press-on nails into my arm as she chased me down outside of the Senate Fake Blogger Hearings. It all happened so fast that I out of pure reflex almost backhanded her. I had no idea what was going on! I only did my standard “storm out of the room in a fit of indignation,” then next thing I know this Harpy has her claws in me!

She wouldn’t let go, she kept mumbling, “The Russians, dey gon’a git me too! Me too!┬áThe Russians, dey gon’a git me too! Me too! Protect me Stevey, me too!”

I said back to this hysterical wrinkley politician,

“From what my people tell me you don’t need to worry about Russians, what you should worry about is being next up on that Clinton Body-count list!”

She paused, looked me in the face (what breath) and said slowly;

“Who do you think the Russians work for fool?”

Right then, two secret service guys came up behind her, one whispered, “we have your medicine ma’am, let go of the fake blogger, please don’t make us taze you again.”

She released me, composed herself and walked off. One of the agents looked at me and said discreetly, “This never happened, understand?” I nodded.

btw: you never read this post, understand?

Pretty Soon ….

I Loved This ‘Toon

I saw this cartoon at the Microsoft+ website and just have to repost it. LOL

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We Can be Heroes – I am – Loved Bowie!

I was actually on stage playing keyboards. Look carefully.

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Never Been to Spain

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