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SIGN THE PETITION!

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Stop just talking about the “good old days” – Sign the petition and help them to come back!

https://www.change.org/p/microsoft-bring-back-steve-ballmer-as-ceo-of-microsoft?recruiter=818734027&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink&utm_campaign=share_petition


Introducing the ZuneSphere!

After seeing such a positive reception for the Sphere Surface Computer, it occurred to me that this could be a great form factor for the next Zune too.
So I called up the Iraqi scientist on level -53 again and asked them to make a 3.5″ one running Zune software!
They surfaced this morning with this!

They were very excited about the results and being above ground again.
I thanked them and sent them back down.
(They think that Saddam is still alive and looking for them, who am I to burst their bubbles?)
As a reward for such great and quick work, I’m giving them the evening off and sending down three goats.


THANK GOD!

From the Wahington Post
Apple co-founder Steve Jobs released a letter late Wednesday in which he resigined as Chief Executive Officer and named Timothy Cook as his successor. As the Washington Post’s Michael Rosenwald reported:

Apple chief executive Steve Jobs, who almost single-handedly changed the way people around the world consume music, the Internet and even TV, announced late Wednesday that he has resigned as leader of the company he co-founded in his parents’ garage.
Jobs, who has suffered from pancreatic cancer and had a liver transplant in 2009, has looked increasingly frail in his cultlike appearances in front of Apple fans to introduce new products, but he did not explicitly indicate in a letter to the company’s board and its customers whether his health was failing.

“I have always said if there ever came a day when I could no longer meet my duties and expectations as Apple’s CEO, I would be the first to let you know,” wrote Jobs, who has been on a health leave of absence since January. “Unfortunately, that day has come.”

Although not entirely unexpected given the grave nature of his previous illnesses — he had surgery for a rare form of pancreatic cancer in 2004 — Jobs’s resignation ends one of the most extraordinary runs in business history. This month, Apple briefly became the most valuable company in the world, surpassing oil giant Exxon Mobil.

Jobs has been replaced by Tim Cook, his longtime No. 2 and the company’s chief operating officer. Cook has run Apple’s day-to-day operations during Jobs’s health-related absences. Jobs will be chairman of the board.


Zune vs iPhune X – Declutter Your Life!

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Sermon notes from Thursday Nite Defrag Service:

“…. and I saw a beast rising out of the land of girl-men; it was glossy and bossy, it held sway o’er the lives of men and didst give them no rest; their faces and souls did it devour! He who has wisdom beware the X-beast, beware it’s enslavement, hide thine face and retain thy soul!”  – Redmond 6:23-24b

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The “new” iPhone is on the market and what a market it is! At $999 a pop? Give me a break people!

I personally decided to declutter my life!

Having apps tracking your every move, telling you what to do, dictating to you, a phone that looks at you all day. I mean, who is in control here? Is it you or that thing? Don’t you feel a little bound by all that tech? On the man’s grid every second of the day – a digital slave! THAT is what you are an iSlave! You don’t call the shots anymore!

I personally decided to declutter my life!

Sure you need a digital ASSISTANT not a master! I say, rise up people! Reclaim your lives, your family, your very souls from these iThings! Be a human again, remember how that felt? ……. I thought not.

You need a Zune not a Massa’ that you shuffle and hustle for! Break your digital chains and be free boy!

I personally decided to declutter my life!

— keep your $900 cash and get a Zune on amazon for less than $100

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https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Delectronics&field-keywords=zune+mp3+player


SIGN THE PETITION!

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Stop just talking about the “good old days” – Sign the petition and help them to come back!

https://www.change.org/p/microsoft-bring-back-steve-ballmer-as-ceo-of-microsoft?recruiter=818734027&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink&utm_campaign=share_petition


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The PodStalker – The Smackdown!


MSZuneFan, I Understand! – Fatherly Advice:


Steve Smith, more popularly known on the internet in the ZuneSecne forums as MSZuneFan is still seeking to have his legal name changed to Microsoft Zune!
He called Microsoft trying to clear up any legal ramifications.
If he had gotten to me personally, I would have told him:
“While I am all for freedom of expression, SON, I have to tell you in all honesty this is a bad idea! I’m all for having a Zune Tattoo, a Ballmer Tattoo (I have a Zunetatt myself, can’t say where).
Why am I of all people against this?
Well a few reasons come to mind:
The Zune is a really cool, hot selling, world rock’n, cutting edge The Zune is a really cool, hot selling, world rock’n, cutting edge device, NOT a person’s name!
AND take my word for this, you do not want any babes you run into thinking of you as Micro – Soft!”
(If you need more explanation of this, comment and I will email you personally and explain it.)