Blessings to you and yours this Holiday Season!
This is one of those stupid internet pranks that I have been fighting for years now. For a while there I said “Oh forget it!”
I thought that the idiots would just give it up and people would eventually realize that this whole thing was a not so elaborate hoax. Anybody with a few hundred dollars could have produced this phoney video, I can prove it!
The guys at our media labs have gone over this video and issued a report, the results are eye opening!
1>> Grainiess: The film was run thru a grain filter then blurred by 33%! Why? So that the person in it only vaugely resembles me!
2>> Stage: The two Monkeyboy videos were apparently filmed on a small stage in a tripple car garage.
3>> Shadows: Shadow analysis shows that lighting was only about 20′ away, not stadium distance.
4>> Screams: I can’t go higher than middle C, the screaming is that of a soprano not a second tenor like me.
5-22>> More: … there is more a lot more!
These fake videos have been a source of consternation for myself and family for some years now, any person truly interested in spreading the truth can identify with my pain.
Wonder of wonders! Guess who showed up at the Sunday evening Defrag Service? None other than Dave Chapelle!
He tried to sit towards the back bleacher but I called him up front onto the stage. Dave was one of our earliest Zune-converts, but he became confused and sort’a went “off the rails” as he put it. When I called him up, I said, “testify my brother!”
Dave stood there in front of the choir, looked around, I could tell he was moved.
“There is only one way to express what I’m feel’n right now ya’ll, I got’ta sing dis’n out!”
He looked at the Harmonica section and said, “Give me an A flat baby!” Then he sang it!
Ground Control to Major Tom”
“Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Ground Control to Major Tom
Commencing countdown, engines on
Check ignition and may God’s love be with you
You’ve really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it’s time to leave the capsule if you dare
This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I’m stepping through the door
And I’m floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
For here Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there’s nothing I can do”
I can’t tell you how many meetings I sat in when I was Microsoft CEO and made the point that “You have to be a little crazy to make a good OS!”
You see, the logical mind is boring and bland. The logical mind thinks in black and white, dreams in black and white, sees only yes or no, is utterly uncreative! The true creatives are the ones who do things that are crazy and defy reality. Genius is a side effect of insanity! Living in a cage is no fun and before you know it you are dead and nobody remembers you, because there is nothing to remember.
My Thesis stands:
“You have to be a little crazy to make a good OS!”
What do you guys think of the logo?